Sun Tzu Was a Sissy by Stanley Bing

Sun Tzu Was a Sissy by Stanley Bing

Author:Stanley Bing
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: HarperCollins


Abandoning Sympathy

On the day they order their men into battle, the officers’ shirtfronts are moist with tears, except for those who are reclining, whose tears stain their cheeks.

Sun Tzu

“I weep for you,” the Walrus said:

“I deeply sympathize.”

With sobs and tears he sorted out

Those of the largest size,

Holding his pocket-handkerchief

Before his streaming eyes.

“O Oysters,” said the Carpenter,

“You had a pleasant run!

Shall we be trotting home again?”

But answer came there none—

And this was scarcely odd, because

They’d eaten every one.

Lewis Carroll



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